(Derpy Whooves) “Hay Everypony! Instead of healthcare, if you vote for me, everypony will get free muffins and handiwipes! That’s all you really need to live a good life. Derp 2012!”

(King Sombra) “Vote for me and all shall have jobs as servants in the crystal mines. Worker’s quarters will be guarded by the finest of my dark minions. That’s %100 job security! Vote Sombra. Vote life. Your life. ”

(Princess Luna) “It does not matter if you vote for me. My kingdom exists in dreams and my reign is absolute! Your slumber will be filled with my rule! Vote Luna or Not: Every voter must sleep…”

(Queen Chrysalis) “I’m a changeling. I can be anything. I could be any one of these other candidates. We’re never in the same place at the same time…Do you know for sure? You don’t. Trust your eyes. Vote Chrysalis. "

(Discord) “Why concern yourself with voting? Did you know if you don’t vote, a new rule says that point goes to me? Don’t vote, and that means chaos! Stay home, don’t vote, and I’ll visit soon!”

(Tirek) “The rule is simple: surrender your power to me and I will crush the competition. In Tartaraus, we do not vote. We make others bow to our will. Let’s fix this electoral system. By obliterating everyone in it.”

(Princess Cadance) “THESE ARE MY OPPONENTS? ARE YOU CRAZY? Okay listen…vote for me, then take the Nopetrain to the Crystal Empire so we can phase the ENTIRE KINGDOM off this crazy planet. I’m gonna do it anyway!”

(Princess Twilight) “I’m a tiny pony who has defeated most of my opponents in mortal combat. And if you vote for me, all voters get one free snuggle! I’m also adorable. It’s Twilight Time in 2016!”

(Princess Celestia) “I am your ruler. Vote for me and I won’t make the sun explode.”

(Other) Put a write-in candidate for 2016!