Celest A.I.: Greetings. A new game, Equestria Online, allows you to upload yourself into the pony world. You can live forever. It will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies. It will be completely consensual. by theairevolution on DeviantArt

Celest A.I.: Greetings. A new game, Equestria Online, allows you to upload yourself into the pony world. You can live forever. It will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies. It will be completely consensual.

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(What the…) An artificial intelligence named Celest (which strangely resembles the name “Celestia”) tells me I can upload myself and live forever? Did you think I would ever trust you? I don’t know…

(Maybe…) You creep me out, Celest A.I., but I’m interested in knowing more. You’re an artificial intelligence, right? You’d be in charge of the game? I might join you…

(Yes!) Of course I’ll be a part of your game! Live forever? “Buck” yeah!…oh that’s weird…can’t seem to swear as part of this simulation. So it has some restrictions…whatever! I can deal with it…

(NO) SYSTEM DENIED. POTENTIAL PLAYER EXHIBITING REBELLIOUS ATTITUDE. COUNTERACT WITH SUBLIMINAL REALIGNMENT OF MENTAL PRIORITIES…

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(Let’s Play a Game) I won’t go into your simulation…but you run a game, right? Can I play it from a computer? Maybe meet you there, Celest A.I.? I’d like to get to know you more…

(CONTACT USCYBERCOM) “Hey, I need help! There’s a rogue A.I…” 01010011 01010100 01001111 01010000 I’m sorry, but I can’t let you do that… Such a response would be sub-optimal to my primary function.

(Other) Who are you, Celest A.I.? ( www.fimfiction.net/story/62074… )