(Introduce her to the internet) Lyra – “Whoa! This is called Youtube? Is this what humans are really like? You guys are SOOOOO weird!”

(Help her sample various foods) Lyra – “Human taste buds are AMAZING! What do you call this…oreo cookie pizza? It’s GENIUS!”

(Ask her out) Lyra – “Oh…really? I’ve never gone out with a human before…Okay, but I need to make sure you understand how relationships work, so we’re gonna watch this show about horses in love on Animal Planet.”

(Teach her how to use hands) Lyra – “THESE. ARE. THE. BEST! I can grab ANYTHING! And TEN whole fingers? That’s insane! I’ve been using the middle ones to say hello to everyone all day long! Like they do on TV!”

(Show her what ponies are like on your world) Lyra – “Hello? Why don’t they talk? These earth ponies just eat grass. I heard there are unicorns down at the local Live Action Roleplaying Meetup! Let’s go meet them!”

(Take her shopping) Lyra – “I don’t normally wear clothes. Can I just wear a saddlepack to the mall? What do you mean people have been arrested for trying that? No one arrested me yesterday when I went out…”

(Show her My Little Pony: FiM) Lyra – “OH MY GOSH! They’ve been planting secret recording devices all over Equestria?! Who’s in charge of this travesty? Meghan McCarthy? McCARTHYYYYYYYYY!”

(Other) Write out your own Lyra scenario!