Oh lookee! Look at you looking at a new poll! Hey, why don’t we do this one together and you tell me which pony-related existential crisis surprises you the most? Didn’t know you were going through such a crisis? Oh, how exciting!
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Did you know every time you dream, Princess Luna eats a star? Yes, you are quite literally causing the death of another star every time you fall asleep! Don’t go to bed. : D
Bet you didn’t know each time you think about a pony, that particular pony can’t help but write your name over and over again on any other pony they find until you stop thinking about them. More of a crisis for them, really.
It’s also a complete and utter truth that every time you say the word “changeling,” they immediately know where you are and replace one of your friends with each utterance until they are all clamoring for your love. Fun!
For every comment you write in the comment section of this poll, Princess Celestia will keep Lyra away from your room for one more day. Lyra’s been waiting outside, collecting your stray clothes and selling them on eNeigh.
You are actually a human that was once a pony that was once a human that was once a goat that saw the show “Soul Train” and felt it had to go to Equestria to bring back the knowledge of Funk. See? Knowledge is power.
A random pony generator under your bed spawns a new pony each time you have that lucid dream about that thing you like. But rabbits? Really? Do you even know how many psychologists are watching you right now?
There is no “Other” button, but I thought I would mention it so that it wouldn’t cause a seventh existential crisis for you. You already have six to deal with and you are borderline Twilight Sparkle at this point. Do not flip out.

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