Umm…okay, so theoretically, what would a Crystal Princess do if she accidentally knocked out a Night Princess and then, purely by chance, mailed her unconscious body to Saddle Arabia? Theoretically. (NOT Princess Cadance)
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Temporarily leave the Crystal Kingdom and lay low in Manehatten while taking a new alias as “K-Dance, the Standup Hip-Hop Comedian.”
Dye her hair the color of the stars, dye her coat cobalt blue, get some contacts and put up a giant planetarium over Canterlot so it looks like she can move the stars.
Leave copious amounts of fun notes around Canterlot Castle for the theoretical Night Princess’s theoretical Solar Sister so she can (theoretically) be distracted while somepony finds the mailed Princess.
Tell the Night Princess’s sister that she went to a farm and is in a better place now. Possibly Sweet Apple Acres. Warn Applejack of incoming angry Solar Sister.
Try to convince Solar Sister that the Night Princess has left the city to follow her dreams of becoming a contestant on “Trotting with the Stars.” After bad joke fails, cry.
Hire the Cutie Mark Crusaders to pretend to be one giant Night Princess Puppet. Just in case, teach them how to survive on the meager resources available on the moon.
Other (Any ideas would help. Please.)

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schedule a fun day to occupy the solar sister while the CMC look for the lunar princess in saddle arabia without arousing suspicion